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5 Things: Antoni’s Steamy Pics, Silverman’s Gay Reform, UK’s ID Problem, Catholics’ Gay Contract, and Santa’s Sexy Package Wrapping

Today we’ve got packages galore! Antoni’s rejected Instagram pics, a sexy daddy Santa, “gay” problems, and more.
The Full Frontal Male Nudity in The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

In the first act of the third episode of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel’s sophomore outing, Rose enters her art course and collapses at the sight of… well… a schlong of all things!
Ten Questions and Answers About BDSM and STDs

Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) is the politically correct term for what used to be called “veneral disease (VD)”. These are diseases that are transmitted through or as the result of sexual activity (not just sexual intercourse). There are no BDSM specific sexually transmitted diseases but like any other sexual activity, BDSM activity CAN spread STDs.
A Safer Option for Same Sex Divorce

Same-sex marriage was legalized in New Jersey in October of 2013. The US Supreme Court gave it nationwide status in June of 2015. Prior to those dates Civil Unions and Domestic Partnerships were the only way for a same-sex couple to enter into a marriage like legal agreement. After becoming a legal option for gay and lesbian couples in New Jersey, almost three thousand same-sex couples exercised their right to marry in the first six months of legalization.

The description on YouTube says “CafeMom Studios is Motherhood as we see it. We feature authentic voices, compelling stories, and topics moms care about.” So, yeah….

Shirtless dude. Abs. Bows? Get it.

Here, watch a hot Santa man wrap some Christmas presents.
Dumplin‘ was one of those feel-good films that I wasn’t particularly expecting to like. Then Ginger Minj pops up next to Sam Pancake and I was sold. Here’s a music video for the “Jolene” remix from the gay bar scene.

Watch: RPDR All-Stars in a Dumplin’ Jolene Remix Video
Catch more previews before this Friday’s show—including the first 7 or so minutes of the show—over on NewNowNext.

Watch: The Drag Race Holi-slay Spectacular Preview
Disney is giving us a little taste of Lin-Manuel Miranda and Emily Post’s singing (and accent for Miranda) chops from Mary Poppins Returns. These are a great appetizer for the film that comes out 19 December.
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Listen: Two Full Songs from Mary Poppins Returns
Just in time for you to have finished the first batch of TGIF reboot and Riverdale spin-off, The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. And just in time to get ready for their Christmas special, Hunky star Gavin Leatherwood sexily bastes a turkey.

I, for one, would ditch all my friends and go to a school for witches for him. And he could baste me all day long….

Happy Thanksgiving! Sabrina’s Gavin Leatherwood Basting a Turkey
Willam and Markaholic bring you “Drugs” from Willam’s new Album Now That’s What I Call Drag Music vol. 1.0.

Watch “Drugs” by Willam
I’m not crying! You’re crying!

Watch 2018’s Elton John for John Lewis’ Christmas Ad
Slim Shady, Netscape Navigator, and every other possible reference to 1999 crammed into a single video. Plus, it’s Carli XCX and Troye Sivan—so, be still my beating gay heart I guess.

Watch: Charli XCX & Troye Sivan’s “1999”