Zachoff: an Interview with Zach Heltzel

I sat down with, or rather exchanged a few DMs on Twitter with writer, Twitter personality, and all around funny dad Zach Heltzel. We touched on Disney Chanel Original Movies (DCOMs), writing, and the emotional weight of Love, Simon. Check out the full interview after the jump.

Panda: If you were to describe your personality as a flavor of LaCroix, what flavor would it be?

Zach Heltzel: Coconut. It’s not for everybody, it’s obviously unnatural, but it’s sublime if you can roll with its particular quirks.

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Impact Wrestling Review for 8 March 2018

I used to love watching Impact Wrestling. The very attractive wrestlers in the X Division didn’t hurt, either. I’m gonna start reviewing their weekly shows here but in the more casual style of someone trying to get back into something they used to love. No star ratings from me.

Feast or Fired is announced as the main event because it’s a Thanksgiving tradition?

They start the “action” with OVE/Sami Callihan and make a big deal out of the Baseball Bat to the face incident from two weeks ago. Then they announce a live Twitch stream from WrestleCon? I don’t get it. But, whatever.

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Too Gay

It isn’t a contradiction to enjoy Top Gear, Real Housewives, and Football. It’s OK to listen to Britney Spears, old Clint Black, Dig Dipper, and Rilo Kiley. Following the latest Drag Race rumors doesn’t mean you aren’t tracking the mid-term election. You can’t be too masc or too femme. You can like on top and bottom.

We’re all a collection of our experiences and our preferences. It makes us all infinitely unique. You can’t be too you--no matter what that means.

Men of the Web: @blakeajgators

BlakeMJ is on the rise around the net. Sharing some SNPD shots here and there, he is sure to stick around in your mind. Find more about him online below.

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