Shows You Probably Don’t Need to Bother Watching: Free Agents

Episode 1

He’s crying after sex! He’s such a mess!

She’s got a crazy huge portrait of her dead fiance hanging in her apartment! She’s also such a mess!

Now she’s a red wine mess!

Oh no these two messes work together! Everyone knows sleeping with your coworker always ends in a mess! Now these two messes will make one huge mess!

But they know better!

So they make rules!

The rules say that they can hang out but not fuck!

But they can’t do that! They fuck anyway!

Episode 2

They want to hang out again!

They’re still trying not to have sex while they hang out!

We all know they’re just going to end up together again anyway! Because her apartment is super together and sexy and shit!

I can’t confirm because I gave up on this show after the first scene of this episode!

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