The News of the Last 6 Months In Summary

  • Romney is a lock!
  • Maybe Romney isn’t going to win.
  • Republicans don’t like Romney.
  • Texan? Nope.
  • Romney is a lock!
  • Maybe Romney isn’t going to pull it off.
  • Herman Cain?
  • Too much sex from the pizza man.
  • Romney is a lock!
  • Maybe Romney can’t win.
  • That old lady with a weird face from GA looks interesting.
  • He did what to his first two wives?
  • Santorum.
  • Romney is a lock!
  • Maybe Romney can’t win.
  • Nope, definitely Romney in the fall.
  • Santorum?
  • Birth Control.
  • Nah, definitely not Santorum.
  • Romney is a lock.
  • Why is Newt still in this thing?
  • Santorum?
  • The math doesn’t look good.
  • Nah, definitely not Santorum.
  • Romeny has to win X% of the delegates to win. It’s impossible.
  • Santorum has to win X% of the delegates to win. It’s impossible.
  • Newt? No—just, no.
  • Romney is a lock.

There was other stuff too.

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As a youthful bachelor, he lives off of white wine and avocados. He's also a freelance web developer. His addiction to pop culture is getting bad.

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