Every Evening News Broadcast

Hello, I’m REASSURING MALE ANCHOR and welcome to the NETWORK Nightly News.

Something terrible happened today, and President Trump is probably involved. Here’s PROBABLY ANDREA MITCHELL with more.



Now, here’s an in-depth look at an epidemic that is raging in America. Here’s a 2-minute 30-seconds piece about it.


We’re almost done for the evening. But, first here’s a cute video of a cat we found on the internet while avoiding the current state of the world.

I’m REASSURING MALE ANCHOR. Goodnight and good luck.


About Schwegler

As a youthful bachelor, he lives off of white wine and avocados. He's also a freelance web developer. His addiction to pop culture is getting bad.

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