Merry Christmas

Susan, Merry Christmas.

Susan, I got you everything on your list this year. I definitely love you, my human female wife.

Susan, why did you ask for so many D batteries?

Susan, do you think Santa really knows when I’ve been naughty?

Susan, were almost out of mulled wine.

Susan, how do you pronounce “star anus?”

Susan, it’s snowing again.


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