Goodnight, Linda

Ladies. If a guy ask for your number on the streets say "sure" then take his phone, dial 911, hand his phone back, and walk away.

— Bob The Drag Queen (@thatonequeen) April 3, 2018

I watch so much porn on my phone that when sex happens in real life I'm like WHY IS EVERYTHING SO BIG.

— Trixie Mattel (@trixiemattel) April 3, 2018

Nothing feels better than lounging around in your socks and underwear 😛 pic.twitter.com/TxM4wJ0pce

— Ely (@Elydroz) April 3, 2018

One of the best things I learned about life was from a man who spent 17 years in prison: God is Love.

One of the best things I learned from one of my ex’s is: if U can take a dick then you can take a joke.

Drop the soap and call the Pope. It’s all the same 2 me 👹

— Katya (@katya_zamo) April 3, 2018

“It’s a cartoon of Southern white sexuality.” — How Nashville Became One Big Bachelorette Party (h/t @kath_ebooks) https://t.co/1TbBl104ZU via @annehelen

— Paige Sullivan (@BPaigeSullivan) April 2, 2018

i spent my entire morning making the walmart yodeling kid into a trap bop im sorry https://t.co/MLdwLEeSlJ pic.twitter.com/ehE7ybJfIU

— Dr. Woke Aka Sam F (@DJSamF) April 2, 2018