Candy Celebrity Misc

Still Perplexed at Antoni Porowski’s Underwear Ad… Contrapposto

Contrapposto

I’m all for getting paid to post about things. I wish I could have the job as an “influencer.” I would love to flaunt my dick pouch around and pose contrapposto for everyone.

con·trap·pos·to (käntrəˈpästō)

noun SCULPTURE
An asymmetrical arrangement of the human figure in which the line of the arms and shoulders contrasts with while balancing those of the hips and legs.

Fine. He knows big words and uses them correctly. I know what a dick pouch is, even though Hanes apparently just discovered them.

“Whenever I happen to pose contrapposto, I partner w @Hanes and wear my Comfort Flex Fit Boxer Briefs—they keep everything where it should be, comfortably,” — Antoni Porowski

Dick pouch. peace. camera flash.
I’m out.

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