Revolutionize Your Whore’s Bath with DUDE Shower Wipes

Dude Shower Body Wipes are a new personal hygiene product from the makers of DUDE Wipes, the ass wipes for when Cottonelle is just too femme.

Sometimes, you aren’t always in a position to shower. Sometimes, you might have to grab another batch of work clothes from the trunk of your car.

That’s where these very masc4masc baby body wipes come into play. Grab one, run it all over your body, and you’re freshened up and ready to go. Use before and after those all-nighters you spend cramming with your buddies… for a test, of course.

Ah yeah David, I did take a whore’s bath okay? I had a one night stand and didn’t have time to shower so did I rub some dryer sheets on my pits and throw some water on my hush at Au Bon Pain? Yes I did. Penny Hartz

Yes, Penny, a whore’s bath.

Photo by Úrsula Madariaga

 

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About Schwegler

As a youthful bachelor, he lives off of white wine and avocados. He's also a freelance web developer. His addiction to pop culture is getting bad.

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