Animal Sex: Donald Trump and Lobsters Share this Mating Ritual

Lobsters (like the rest of us) like to set the mood before getting it on. So, they head back to the dude lobster’s den for a little romantic one-on-one time. They shack up for a week or so after the lady lobster gets in the nude for her man. 

Not wanting to let the romance die, they communicate with each other during the mating process. It’s important to talk to you mate to keep them turned on. The lobsters do this by peeing on each other out of their faces.

Stowing away in secret love dens, pee play, and strippers. Lobsters are basically Donald Trump. He enjoys most of those things (allegedly).


About Schwegler

As a youthful bachelor, he lives off of white wine and avocados. He's also a freelance web developer. His addiction to pop culture is getting bad.

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