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5 Things: Tomi Lahren Is Still a Bitch, Tunisia Is Still Terrible, Methodist Church Is Still Banning Gays, Sir Ian McKellen Is Still Spilling Tea, and HBO Is Still on Track for New Gay Drama

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The world is burning (quite literally in many places) but people still find the time to attack the gays. But, the last two items are at least a little uplifting.

Tomi Lahren is gonna Tomi Lahren until the end of time. This week’s target: the gays.

First of all, let’s not pretend that outrage from sites like this very one isn’t the exact goal of Tomi Lahren here. But….

I don’t understand what she even means. What is “traditional masculinity”? And, traditionally, almost all marriages “attack” traditional marriage by ending in divorce. What is this even talki—

Oh, I get it.

This bitch is all hot and bothered because of the cocks in frocks on the Oscars red carpet.

Listen, Gretchen, maybe you could get some tips from Shangela next time you need to stand out in a crowd. Because, Megan, honey, you look just like every angry blonde on Fox News. Got it, Laura?

Billy and Shangela are two fierce “fuck you”s to Tomi Lahren.

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