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OK. Here is the deal. Walmart has this… show? On Facebook Watch? Is it a show? Is it an ad? Are all Facebook videos on Facebook Watch™️? I guess those are other issues for other times. Here it is:
TWO DUDES! TWO DUDES… on a DATE… in A WALMART?
“I honestly never thought Walmart would join the cultural revolution and reject the beliefs of its customer base… The idea that marriage is between a man and a woman is sacred.”Tim Wildmon, president of American Family Association
Tim Wildmon thought it was clear that the gays got Target and the Trump supporters got Walmart in the divorce. Also, it’s a first date, Tim. In a Walmart, Tim. They aren’t getting married after that one, Tim.
I mean, to be honest. I’m outraged, too! If you take me into a retail store on/for a date, I will Lorraine Bobet in a fucking heartbeat?
I take that back. If you buy me something, I’ll forgive you. And, honestly, that 1.25 giant pizza slice on a stroll through Sam’s Club seems like a pretty good way to win my heart.
Anyway, Timmy got 35,000+ signatures on a petition. Though it isn’t a transparent one, so it could be like 10.
Cover Photo by Random Retail
Other Photo by AFA/Modified by PalePanda.com