Hey you. Yes, you. Were you an awkward teenager around the time that Grant Morrison took the X-Men back to school? ME TOO! Do YOU have one arm that’s disproportionately jacked thanks to too much jacking off? ME TOO! Do you have a crush on the fictional mutant/elf/man/Canadian Northstar? Well, he sort of looks like Jonsí—so. probably. With all that, it ends up we have a lot in common with the Young X-Man, Anole.
He’s perfect, he’s beautiful, he looks like Linda Evangelista. He’s a model. Everything about him is perfect!
Remember that lost importance the next time a former friend drones on about their Roth IRA or their kinky sex club and remember that you aren’t alone in knowing—deep down—that you used to be a fucking idiot.
There’s an element of Saint Ivory that is so evocative of mid ’00s-’10s of Montreal, that I have to take a moment to realize that I’m not just trapped in one of the slower, lilting, vocoder-ravaged sections of a Kevin Barnes fever-dream.
If you pause the trailer at just the right moment, you can see Tyler Posey and Aven Jogia enter the bone zone in the upcoming show Now Apocalypse. But, if we take a trip down memory lane, we’ll find that most of this cast had had masturbation tapes leak onto the net.
Tim Wildmon thought it was clear that the gays got Target and the Trump supporters got Walmart in the divorce. Also, it’s a first date, Tim. In a Walmart, Tim. They aren’t getting married after that one, Tim.
This comes from Flynn’s Insta story back in July. Saved it, drafted it, and then forgot to click post. So here it is. That dog is really everything, though, isn’t it?
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