Frank on the Gossip Girl season finale.

This show is garbage. And in complete honesty, I haven’t seen the last two or so episodes. Bart Bass is back? I mean, I kind of expected this like at the end of season three, four tops, so when he didn’t come back, I just figured he was actually dead (because I’m a moron because […]


Transformers: Ugh of the Moon

I could go into a depth critique of Transformers: Dark of the Moon (*snicker* seriously, I can’t read that name with a straight face), but in a film so disjointed and incoherent, I’m just going to do a Twitter-like sound-off. And here we go: The dialogue in this movie makes True Blood sound like The […]