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“I’ve Got the Dirt on the Royal Wedding”: Everyone Who Has Ever Interacted With Meghan Markle Before 1999

If you’re an American vaguely related to the trashy side of Meghan Markle’s family, your time has run out. You had all year to get your 15 minutes of fame being interviewed on UK breakfast television, and you blew it. Even cousins that didn’t know they were cousins are getting in on the action. I would […]

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Still Perplexed at Antoni Porowski’s Underwear Ad… Contrapposto

Contrapposto I’m all for getting paid to post about things. I wish I could have the job as an “influencer.” I would love to flaunt my dick pouch around and pose contrapposto for everyone. con·trap·pos·to (käntrəˈpästō) noun SCULPTURE An asymmetrical arrangement of the human figure in which the line of the arms and shoulders contrasts with […]