Tim Wildmon thought it was clear that the gays got Target and the Trump supporters got Walmart in the divorce. Also, it’s a first date, Tim. In a Walmart, Tim. They aren’t getting married after that one, Tim.
Making this album was difficult and challenging in an exciting way, but that is the nature of these empirical musical experimentations. We tried to do some things we had never done in a studio. We wanted to learn techniques we did not know. We did not want to take the easy route. But somehow, the […]
Boxed wines aren’t as terrible as they used to be. Those little cubes from Target are downright grand. That one called “Blackbox” even seems OK. I mean, it’s several gallons of wine for the price of two alright bottles. Surely I’m not going to drink it all by myself. Though, If I drink it all […]
Wine Jello 1/4 c. cold water 2 pkg. unflavored gelatin Peel of 1/4 lemon zest 3 c. red wine Get water hot and gelatin dissolved, add 1/4 cup sugar. Stir in the wine once you remove it from the heat. Set in wine glasses. Place in your fridge. Top with alcoholic whip cream. Enjoy.
Friday, March 29 Toppers’ All Male Review, Toppers, 8 pm With a description like “18 to get loose, 21 for grey goose”, what’s not to hate about this thing that Toppers sometimes does? Probably the naked people dancing, I suppose. I mean, if you’re into that kind of thing. Personally, I can’t watch such things […]
They say laughter is the best medicine. This video will surely let you live forever. After you’re done, ponder why no one watches Conan anymore.
The wonderful Memory Tapes put together a playlist for Alarm that’s pretty great in concept and execution. It features “Angst In My Pants,” so what’s not to love? Songs to Drink and Resent People To